Mental Health Care is wasted on the Mentally Ill

I've noticed the whiners complaining about people with serious mental illnesses having trouble finding mental health help. But, really, why should they be first in line for treatment? I mean, it may help them solve some of their little issues and all, but let's face it: a lot of them are never going to be able to pass as normal.

Let's take for example some of the patient load of my family shrink, Dr. Mephisto. Now, I know Mephisto's a good doctor. As a young shrink he worked at a loony bin where the famous serial killer Ed Gein was kept. Used to even eat lunch with the guy. Though he never accepted when Ed offered him home-made ladyfingers. So, Mephisto's a good enough shrink that he could be trusted with a sort of national treasure of insanity--- I mean, they made a couple of movies based on the Gein case.

But look what Mephisto has to waste his time with now: there is Mez.* Luna, who has high-functioning autism, hasn't worked in years, hides in the closet, and spends spare time typing out Gone With The Wind in braille. Backwards. Oh, yeah, maybe if Mephisto wastes enough time working with Luna she can get her dream job teaching golfing skills to the mentally handicapped, but will she ever be a real functional progressive member of society? I think not--- she's rumored to have had a McCain bumper sticker on her Chevy.

For another example there is Mez. Multiplicity the guy with the multiple personalities. Do those types ever get better--- really better, as in able to consistently pass as normal? That one from the movie, Sybil, seems to have stayed pretty freaky all her life.

As a result of all these whiny mentally ill people, solid citizens like myself have to wait a solid two weeks for an appointment with Dr. Mephisto so I could bitch about how my brother-in-law bought a sedan in a really vile shade of green just so he could park it in front of my apartment and piss me off. Where's the sense in that? I hope Our Leader Obama is planning to take care of the problem.

And that's what I've got to say about that. Praise Our Leader Obama! Praise the Party! Report all fishiness to Whitehouse.gov!




*Mez. is the unisex courtesy title replacing Mr. and Ms.

The Anti-Healthcare Mob Can be Stopped!

The Nazis keep striking again, every time the progressive forces come out to educate the public about Our Leader's healthcare plans. They are shouting, chanting and shoving, or sometimes just wasting time that would better be used to address REAL concerns.

The media is not helping. They give too much air-time to the nuts. All they have to do is show a still picture of some of the worst ones and describe what is happening. And they are wasting far too much time talking about who organized the mobs and how illegitimate they are. Well, of COURSE they're illegitimate, they're all a bunch of inbred f---ing HILLBILLIES!

The main thing is to regain control of every town hall meeting, and the key to that is screening. I mean, we can send some people in--- union activists, ACORN members, hardcore feminists, progressive Democrat leaders and a few leaders from the proletarian parties--- to do the actual talking, but we also need appropriate people to fill out the rest of the hall.

Facial recognition software and information technology can be key to this. We can flag the photos of all the quasi-Nazis and righties, while passing those of our own people. Members of progressive organizations, such as unions, can keep an eye on disgruntled or crazy members and flag them in the database if there is a chance that they will go rogue on camera.

Another high-tech solution, which helps in larger venues, is to use computer-generated images to fill in crowds, like they do in the movies.

It might be kind of expensive though. Maybe we could levy a tax that would just affect the righties--- you know, taxes on domestic beer, chewing tobacco, and marrying your sister. That kind of thing. And place it in a fund for 'crowd control'. Yeah, that'll work.

And that's what I've got to say about that. Praise Obama! Praise the Party! Praise the Obama Nation! Report all Fishiness to the Fishy Hot Line!

Notice No One's Offering Cows for Sarah Palin's Daughter

A Kenyan dude has offered a generous dowry of 40 goats and 20 cows for the hand in marriage of Chelsea Clinton. Generous, because Mez.* Clinton is getting to be a bit of an old maid. (It's not sexist or creepy because Kenya is a third world country and birthplace of Our Leader Barack Obama. Well, maybe not his birthplace but you know what I mean.)

But you notice that there aren't any Kenyans offering good livestock for Mez. Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol. And Bristol, even if she didn't show any common sense when she got pregnant (she gets it from her mother), is at least a gal of proven fertility which is something that matters a lot in Kenya.

The moral of the story is obvious: if you want to be worth serious livestock, DON'T BE REPUBLICAN!!!

And that's what I've got to say about that. Praise Obama! Praise the Party! Praise the Obama Nation!


*Mez. is a unisex courtesy title replacing Mr. and Ms. Start using it now and avoid the rush.

Sarah Palin's Damn Dirty Lie

Sarah Palin, some lady from Alaska, wrote on her Facebook page something about Our Leader's benevolent healthcare plan being 'evil'. She claims that her kid with Down's Syndrome would have to go before Our Leader Obama's 'death panel' so the bureaucrats could decide whether the poor kid could get healthcare.

Talk about your fishy healthcare rumors! Please don't forget to report Mez.* Palin to Our Leader's 'fishy' hotline.

The actual fact is that poor little 'Trig' Palin would not need to go to a 'death panel' to get healthcare if proper progressive healthcare were in effect. You need to be ALIVE to get healthcare, and this defective kid's birth would never been allowed in any progressive society.

After all, kids with genetic defects--- Down's Syndrome, autism, obesity gene, male pattern baldness, and unwanted Black kids--- can be detected before their life begins, during the prenatal phase. The pregnancies involved can inexpensively be terminated without harm to any human being of voting age. Who could possibly object to this basic cost-cutting measure?

Once Our Leader's healthcare plan is passed, I'm sure the little Palin kid will get all the healthcare he needs from some caring end-of-life specialist and he will be put to rest--- I mean, this rumor will be put to rest.

And that's what I have to say about that. Praise the Leader! Praise the Party! Praise the Obama Nation!


*Mez. is a unisex courtesy title, used for both men and women. Before long Our Party will officially adopt it and you can report non-users to the 'fishy' hotline.